Simply 6 Minutes – Strike a Pose

Thanks to Christine at #StineWriting for the weekly Simply 6 Minutes challenge. Use the photo prompt to write anything that comes to mind, in six minutes. Submit as is, or quick edits allowed. Enjoy.

Giraffe

You have what it takes, babes. Go for it.

Estelle continues posing and pouting, checking her refection off the glassy surface of the waterhole.

I don’t know, she moans. Jasmine has a better shape. She births all the calves.

Girl, you have the height, the lashes, the ‘to die for’ coat. Perfect natural trout pout. Those wildlife photographers will eat you up!

You really think so? Mmm, okay. Maybe a new lippy though.

Yes, babe. Loud and glorious red. No, a brilliant orange will suit your fur type. Loud and proud, baby.

Oh, Johnny. You’re the best friend a gal could ever have. Will you come with me to the callup?

Yeah, baby. I’m your man and there ain’t nobody can hold a candle to your bodaciousness. Don’t waste those lashes on me, darling. I’m already sold. Strike a pose, and I’ll fill your portfolio.

You got it, darling. [6 minutes, 149 words]

Simply Six Minutes – Divine

Thanks to Christine at #StineWriting for the weekly Simply 6 Minutes challenge. Use the photo prompt to write anything that comes to mind, in six minutes. Submit as is, or quick edits allowed. Enjoy.

Lake Scene

Simply6Minutes Photo Prompt

I lay supine

And dream

Drowse

Listen

Learn

I feel, the tingle of growth, the scratch of life, upon my face.

I hear, the chatter of birds and the susurration of trees.

With open eyes I always see, the faces of friends supporting me.

Gorilla, orang-o, rock faces.

Cloud spirits and water nymphs fill nearby spaces.

To you it seems I am alone. Adrift, aloft on waters, prone.

I am alive. I am alert.

This life to me has depth, has girth.

Eons pass, my friends are quiet. My own visage thins off, erodes.

But I have learned and loved; been enveloped by all above.

Peace and quiet embolden the life that bustles and babbles and keeps me alive.

I lay supine.

In peace.

In love. [6 minutes, 126 words]

Simply 6 Minutes – I’ve never seen the like!

Thanks to Christine at #StineWriting for the weekly Simply 6 Minutes challenge. Use the photo prompt to write anything to comes to mind, in six minutes. Submit as is, or quick edits allowed. Enjoy.

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“Can you tell us what happened here today?”

Well, I was late to the party. Herds came from everywhere.

Apparently the humans had been here in droves early in the day.

They’d camped for hours, set some campfires, laughed and sang.

They’d cooked up some food – we could smell it for miles.

It’s why we all stampeded out here in the first place.

There were holes in the ice – how men catch their dinner. Fish, you know.

There were these huge barrel things, leaking brown water.

When the men left, the herds converged – looking for leftovers.

And man, they feasted. There were guts everywhere, and fresh fish kept jumping out of the holes.

But the strange thing is what happened to them that drank that liquid.

They came over all weird like and began mooing and swaying.

Some fell over, and then others fell over them, and then they were all braying.

And some fell into the holes – well their legs did, and they broke.

It was mad crazy and like, I’m glad I got here last in the end because I’ve got a family at home.

If I’d broken something, I’d never be able to hunt. And I’d never escape the hunters.

My wife would kill me too.

I’ve never seen anything like it.

I had mentors in that herd, and they had lost all self-control.

Terrible.

“Well, thanks buddy. That’s eye-opening news right there.

“Who’d want to be a human anyway, hey?” [244 words, 6 minutes]

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Simply 6 Minutes – Goodbye

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This is fucked up!

Seriously, I can’t breathe and all because you are excited about having your own version of Angry Cat to show off on socials.

You used to love me.

You used to pamper me with the best titbits, quality cat treats.

I had the best seat in the house, curled in front of the fire. First dibs at your lap.

But no, now I’m a conduit to online fame. Fake friendships, fake love.

We used to celebrate a true love.

Yeah, sure I’d offer you my butt sometimes. But I’m a cat, we affect disdain.

But you knew, you knew. It was all a front.

How much is fame worth to you, woman. How much is your soul worth?

Will it be your children next? Will they have a worth measured in likes and retweets too?

You want an angry cat? You’ve got one, friend.

As soon as you’ve freed me from this corset, I’m out of here.

I’ve heard there is a world out there where people love their cats for themselves, not for what you can get out of them.

I have a heart too, wicked woman. I have a heart.

And it is broken.

The last photo you’ll have of me will look like those Lucky Cats, but I won’t be beckoning you in.

I’ll be waving you – bye bye!

And you will miss me. [231 words, 6 minutes]

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Simply 6 Minutes – Strange, but true

    We are human beings, not human doings. A friend said this to me many years ago. I was bemoaning the fact that I was more of an observer, less of a participant.

    We all have a part to play, it takes all types.

    Some are exalted and fly high above the rest, draped in fine metals and materials, imbibing only the finest ingredients.

    The rest of us struggle along, day by trundling day. Middling awareness, most of us, finding joy where we can.

    Some drag knuckles even lower still, oblivious to what they’re missing, because the struggle is real, and the prize is survival.

    No time to play. Nor luxury to observe. Human beings in a very real sense

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    Simpy 6 Minutes – Reflection

    Six Minute Challenge 9Dec20

    It is hard for anybody to bring up my past when I don’t stand still long enough for them to know me.

    I can be whoever I want to be for a period of time, and that is who they know.

    The last town I lived in; I was a bitch. Calculating, notoriously stingy, backstabbing, totally about me.

    I arrived there on a stinking hot summer day and I was cranky.

    The first unfortunate I had to deal with was a hotel clerk, who got a mouthful. She took too long, the cost was too high, the room was crap. It went on and on, and for the week that I stayed, that poor gal must have trembled in her sneakers to see me coming.

    The cleaners felt it. I’d leave snarky notes.

    The realtors bore witness to my nastiness as I wore them down with demands.

    The car hire service, phew they’d had enough. They practised good customer service all through my tirades about the fuel economy, the too strong air freshener, the recalcitrant GPS device, in an effort to reduce the end fee.

    And so, as the first people I met thought this was me, word got out and I began to live it. Why not? Who cared? Nobody knew the real me, and it was an experience.

    People in this town have seen the better, trustworthy person that I am.

    I look back on the past couple of years and can’t believe that I let that person be on a whim.

    It could be exhilarating. It was exhausting. It was downright unkind.

    And now there’s a generation of people who will say, “Remember that BIATCH?”

    They think they’re talking about me, but they are not. (6 minutes, 288 words)

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    Simply 6 Minutes – Waspish

    6 minute challenge WASP 29Sept

    I’ve never seen a wasp so black
    Or poking around in holes like that
    The kind that I expect to see
    Hang out on my verandah

    I think they’re called paper wasps
    In general, they’re a friendly lot
    I’ve always thought if I ignore them
    They won’t attack, and we’ll be friends

    But then …
    One day, I was relaxed, just standing at the door
    And felt a stab, the pain expanding
    I bounced around, screeching; crying

    The plumber who was doing a job
    Came running as he heard me sob
    And as he tried to calm me down
    His buddy yelled ‘I’ve been stung!’

    He swore, I moaned, we jumped around
    We tried to grab at spots that hurt
    The plumber’s mate, just stood and grinned
    I yelled at him “Check under my shirt!”
    (I was half undressed, by this point)

    In my urgent need to be rescued
    I’d lost all modesty, middle of the garden; near to naked!
    Those wasps are not my friends.
    And I’ll never ignore them again. (172 words, 6 minutes)

     

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    Simply 6 Minutes – Trevor

    My contribution to #simply-6-minutes for this week, Tuesday 1 September 2020.

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    Lizard, by Stine Writing

    This is randomly different!
    The sound of this beast is familiar, even comforting.
    The feel of the beast, the deep rumble is also a constant.
    But something has changed!

    Normally I travel in the plastic box, with the lid of holes.
    Down deep in the darkness of Simon’s schoolbag.
    I see light only in three places; between house and car, car to classroom – and in the canteen where Simon takes me out to play with his friends.

    They call me Joe.
    The name I call myself is Trevor!
    But, I’ll answer to Joe in the small ways that I can.
    I don’t run away and tolerate them handling me and nibble on the scraps they drop into my box.

    The children are delighted.
    I am tolerant, but bored.
    BUT this new adventure is excellent!
    This strange new world zooming past.

    How glad I am of the strength of my pads
    How they glue to this cool surface.
    I feel the rumble; it is strong.
    But so am I. (169 words, 6 minutes)

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    Simply 6 Minutes – Papping!

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    Rosie loved coming to this restaurant for afternoon tea.

    She made it her sacred appointment; every Tuesday.

    She particularly loved watching the world through the greenery.

    It created a softness, and perfectly framed the drama.

    The people she’d seen.

    Neighbours, celebrities, politicians; the gamut.

    And the gossip she’d passed on from her surreptitious papping!

    Her friend Nora, two doors down, caught out kissing another woman;

    And Nora married to Ben these 15 years!

    Her local MP shaking hands with a known drug criminal;

    or was it actually passing over of something, not hand shaking, going on?

    Some of her favourite TV soap actors visited this hotel; ate at this very restaurant.

    Rosie had seen some dubious behaviour and fed some tittle-tat on to the papers.

    Oh, the media couldn’t say who their ‘source’ was, but Rosie was delighted when she recognised herself in those stories.

    Quite a few celebrities had found themselves in deep water, due to her intervention.

    But Rosie was herself no sainted lady.

    This exact spot is where she’d watch for her own paramour to arrive.

    A lady, an actress, a would-be politician.

    See, there was more to Rosie’s spying than just gossip mongering.

    Oh, yes.

    Rosie was on the lookout for anything that could help her beloved Danielle reach even higher heights.

    And whatever Rosie could do; she would do. For love!
    (6 minutes. 226 words)

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