Mrs Jones, we must talk about Sarah. Her recent art project.
Oh, it was brilliant! She got a gold star! We are so proud.
The talent is obvious. Colour, logic, planning. Santa pencil dropped mid‑scene caps off the malevolence.
The theme of this work, Mrs Jones. She has created carnage as art. A child as roadkill. Dead, or dying. Either a dog is finishing her off, or a service vehicle is scraping up her remains. I’m not certain ….
She wants to be an Ambo. She likes to practice scenarios. I’ve never thought …
Oh. Right then. [98 words]