Yahoo and Yum!
This cannibal exults
For now the neighbourhood is safe
With feast proportioned on a plate
No need to hunt, the cook consumed
Topped off with gourmet victuals.
Rest easy world because too soon
This banquet but a memory
Hunger returned, hunting I’ll go
With gourmet expectations.
Standards set, I now must hunt
in eateries most domestic
And choose as prey, a chef gourmet
My tastes now more eclectic.
Five star ratings
High class baking
Human meat, now marinating.
Gobble, guzzle, binge, devour.
Me. [94 words]